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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.
Yes the fly was removed afterwards.
Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids
Born in 1999 and remember all of this. Particularly the dangerous scooters.
My childhood
Damn it I’m old.
Wtf do kids use now?
today’s friday the 13th and if i don’t get violently murdered then what’s the point
reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obligated to visit your relatives
- you are not obligated to get gifts for anybody
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than it’s Halloween
- it’s the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed as a penguin
I finally understand about Americans and Halloween
my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word




























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